This is what happened when a Discworld purity test was proposed.
[3rd December 2004]
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: There should be a DW
purity test.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve polishes Flamore.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu flutters.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever
multiplayed? With someone else? Without being caught? Without being
suspended? Have you used a quest list? Have you talked back to admin?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble worries about Elauna polishing
Flamore's pillar...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: It should require a char
name.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever had a
public row with admin? On the talker? On the flame board?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: And all answers should
be beamed DIRECTLY into Ceres' brain.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve wonders why Flurble is
worrying, and hands her a spare polishing cloth.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: (10% or less, BAM,
siteban)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Fine print: current
creators of the rank of S or higher are exempt from action as a result of
test scores. But we're watching for when you resign.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble polishes Elauna polishing Flamore
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu preens.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: nah, it would probably count
towards lord points :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you done three of
the things in "help rules"? Five of them? Eight of them? All of them?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Do you even know what
is in "help rules"? Did you study it with an eye to avoiding technical
violations?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: you really should write that,
Vashti. there's a thing at the end of the purity test that shows you how
to write your won one...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: If you lot can come up
with enough decent questions, I'll make the webpage tomorrow. :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: it's a deal!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Put it to one if you
like.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: (the more the merrier
and all that)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you made an alt?
...secretly? ...with a stupid name? ...for someone else?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Are you now, or have
you ever been, a witch?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: DiscMUD purity test?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever owned a
staff? ...with a knob on the end?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: We should create that
:)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: It could actually
become very interesting.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: We could go into
netsex, male vs female char roleplaying etc
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: 'Have you ever had
netsex with a character you knew was male, and pretended to be female?'
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: etc
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble:
http://www.armory.com/tests/mktest.cgi
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: I've put "She's naked. You perv."
as my chest describe. An assassin was trying to get me naked in the spa
last night.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom looks innocent
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever been a
creator? Are you still one? If not, were you demoted? For cheating?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Reime Saotome: Tohya are you a male or
female?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve bugreps Tohya. Not
necessarily correct in context.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: have you ever had netsex with a
cre/senior/director? had netsex for the purpose of getting hired? had real
sex for the purpose of getting hired?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Heh, I've gotten
complaints from people that I should get the seamstresses out of our
spas.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: I'm a boy IRL
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever been a
member of seamstresses?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: can we have a section on meets?
could be interesting
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever been a
customer of seamstresses?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever had sex
at a mudmeet? With someone you just met?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Do you know what
Candlewhacks is, have you ever been a member, did you ever hear from any
of the other members...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: have you got people drunk on
meets for the purpose of discovering abusable bugs?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Kissed, touched, etc.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: that too, Vashti
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Hehe candlewhacks.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you exchanged
pointers on bug abuse/cheating at mudmeets?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: are you aware of the
WHORESPIRACY
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: have you ever participated in the
following at a meet: drugs, underage drinking, group sex, knitting?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever belonged
to a commonly-considered git family or club (Huizinger, D'Man, etc).
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Whipping.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you nearly got the
MUD barred from a hotel?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Or pub?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you been
mudmarried?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: have you had intimate relations
on a meet in: pub toilets/hotel lift/hotel carpark
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Do you MUD naked
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever been
accused of having sex at a mudmeet? When you hadn't?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you masturbated
whilst mudding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: have you denied having sex at a
mudmeet when you actually had?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you had sex whilst
mudding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you had RL sex
whilst mudding? Mudded whilst watching/reading porn?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: sex? with mudders?!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Sex whilst mudding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you had sex with
another MUD'er while mudding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende has.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: ...and been accused of
multiplaying?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: If you're having sex
while you're mudding, you should stop having sex.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom boggles
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: rofl :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever MUD'd
whilst under the influence of drugs?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: people are logging all of this,
right?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende is.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Oh Yes.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever been
accused of MUD'ing whilst under the influence of drugs when you weren't.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Yes
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you tried to have
sex with an NPC?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (Alas)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you dreamed about
MUDding? ...in text? ...and tried to call a liaison in your dream to find
out why the portal spell isn't working?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you coded an NPC
for sexual purposes?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: have you been on the mud while
drunk? have you been gagged while drunk for your own protection? have you
been suspended while drunk for your own protection?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you dreamed about
mudding whilst awake?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you written an
item description for sexual purposes? ...and had it put into game?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: I coded concubines on
another mud, I didn't code them for my sexual purposes though. DOes that
count?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you mudded for
more than 6 hours, 12 hours, 24 hours, 36 hours.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ...and when told that
it's actually working, propositioned her for sex instead?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: More than a week.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Reime Saotome: i had a dream i was
standing somwhere and chefii was next to me.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: more than 12 :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Btw, you're all extremely
weird. I just wanted you to know that.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious beams.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you PKed someone
randomly, PKed your MUD spouse, PKed your GM, PKed Lanfear.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever cancelled
on a date so you could MUD.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: You should know, Kit
dear. *beams*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Inhumed every husband?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever left
uni/given up a job so you could MUD.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever had
random sex with somebody and had to rush home to netsex somebody on
Discworld?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (No comment.)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever tried to
bribe a liaison to help you cheat?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: have you ever talked about mud
experiences in a job interview
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever owned a
player shop? ...attempted to understand the way player banks work?
...succeeded?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...and they did it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever had a
MUDder give you a job reference... and got the job?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Hrm Das got his job
that way I think ;P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have all your
references been MUDders?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Are all your friends
MUDders?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: Oooh, I talk about MUDding at
interviews. I'm still unemployed.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: does your phone book contain mud
names? do they make up more than 50%?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Has your SO complained
that you MUD too much? Did you dump them? Did they dump you?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Here's one for me: do
you go by your MUD name in real life?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: I remember referring
to 'social, economic, and judiciary leadership functions in a
long-established online virtual environment' in an interview once.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: have your parents recommended
addiction counselling to you because of the mud?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious looks across at her SO on
the computer... Uh no.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Not long after I
started mudding, I broke up with my longterm partner. The first thing he
said was that I'd been spending too much time on the MUD.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: He had to go,
obviously.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever had
anyone to tell you to stop typing, they need to go to sleep?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious laughs
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever kept
typing in the dark so that somebody else could sleep in the same room?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: I can touch type..
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: They were upstairs and
the other side of the house. They just didn't like the noise :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ooh, here's another:
does your bank call you by your mud name? Do your parents?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever forgotten
to eat for an entire day because you were MUD'ing.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: (for a week?)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: have you ever escaped from having
to visit your mother-in-law because you had to attend a wedding on the
Mud?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever rushed
home because you had to attend a wedding on the mud? Did you have to
participate? Were you officiating?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever been to a
RL MUD'er wedding between two people you only know by their character
names.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: (if so, did you call it a wedding
or a virtual wedding?)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Yes yes and yes, Vashti
;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende beams.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Yes, yes and yes too
actually
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Do you use souls in RL
verbal communication?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende remembers rushing back
so she could clone a wedding dress for Sera.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Ugh, no.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Do you ever say 'lol'
or 'rofl' instead of showing proper human emotion?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble shudders at Skye
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (re: witchesguild
thread atm ;p)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: No.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: Only to be intentionally silly...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: I think thats horrible.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: I chatted to a guy on msn once
who used 'lollol'
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: l0flz.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: My cousin's friend (13)
exclaims "LOLZ!" all the fucking time though.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: I want to strangle her.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Do it!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: mmm stab :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever gone
alone to meet another MUDder? In another county? In another country? In
another continent? By plane?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: (and were you axe
murdered?)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Dan, dan, dan, dan, dan
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: no he wasn't.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever gone
alone to meet another MUD'er in another city for sexual purposes alone?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Another state? Country?
Continent?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (Again, no comment)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Did you get your
parents to pay? (yes I did)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (me too)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Had you left home at
the time? (yep)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (... did you parents
drive you there?)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: That begs "sexual purposes in a
group" to follow up, Skye...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: (did your parents join
in?)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Next question x_x;
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: hahhaa
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: i am laughing so hard
:P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: does your girlfriend, who is a
psychology major, watch you while you Mud and take notes?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you phoned another
mudder you only knew through the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: I hate it when she does that...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: In another country,
etc.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you been gagged?
More than once? By someone other than Terano?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble: my boss thinks the mud is a
'bookclub'....
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you had your
talker privileges permanently removed?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you been meteored?
Fried? Dested?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you been
meteored? ...by your guild shogun?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: only with my alt, Chibi...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Suspended, banished,
more than once.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flurble gives up trying to explain the
link, and goes to sleep instead
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Are you Soxy? Don't
worry, we won't tell.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever ignored
an immediate RL emergency (house fire, car crash, plane crash) to MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever, etc, to
tell the MUD about it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Did you MUD on
September 11th?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... automatically?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Yes, yes, yes.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Oh, and yes.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende remembers that. Got the
phone call, turned on BBC1, logged into the MUD (in a house full of
MUDders).
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Hm, what have we
missed?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Sorry, our home gym
just arrived :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever snogged
Chibi
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ooh, toy.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: that's an exciting one
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you been
sitebanned.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...for something you
did?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: did we have "Mudded whilst having
sex with someone else"?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you got a major
ISP sitebanned for something you did? And yes, that's down. :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you got a country
sitebanned...?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Yep Bonobo, and someone confessed
to it already.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever had your
entire state banned from the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (Tasmania, Australia)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Country, hrm
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: i can't think of any
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: I've never been gagged... And
Gufnork knows I try... :'(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever stalked
another MUD'er?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever been
stalked by another MUD'er, I mean :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Never been gagged.
Meteored once.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: But both can apply.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you sent off-MUD
death threats to a MUDder?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: ...or love letters?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever killed
another MUD'er IRL for something they did on the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever sold MUD
stuff via RL measures?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...and then asked for a
Pishite?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Hahaha ;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Or on Ebay?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Have you ever recieve a card with
a chimpanzee on it from another mudder?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom has
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: hehe ;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: We could so put this
test together ;P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: I'm going to have a
bash at it tomorrow. :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Have we had "How many people have
you gotten addic---- *Introduced* to the mud?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: Have you ever yelled "RRU!" when
you've been stuck somewhere...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: No.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have people stared
worriedly at you while you discuss MUD events with another MUDder?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: have you ever received free beer
by bribing the Mudding bartender with not looting his corpse the next time
he logged on?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom yes
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: ...with a non-MUDder
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: I was once yelled at
IRL for suspending somebody on the MUD ;P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: That's pretty exciting
^^
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Have you ever stalked small
children with a hand puppet?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende was once threatened with
a very large and scary knife IRL for barring someone from a chatroom.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: geeze :/
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Oh yeah, have you
mudded in bed... with someone else?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Er, not that I think
liaisons should fear crazy people.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... with two someone
elses?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...with more than two?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: In bed with someone else? Or in
bed with someone else who is also mudding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Any more?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: do you have specific mudding
soundtracks on your computer for different circumstances and/or
occasions?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Do particular types of
music inspire you to acts of homicidal violence now?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: people that have those scare
me...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: yeah we have to keep
them all to a MUD'ing-Purity style I think?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: I only have a few
soundtracks. Started with Gloomy Forest and 'Camouflage'.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: That's the idea, I
think.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Gloomy is flight of the
valkyrie
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: And I hum along thinking
"Kill the spidies, kill the spidies"
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: I have bouncy techno
soundtracks for numberchasing, to keep my energy up.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: But people mock me when
I talk about that.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: I do not know why
*beams*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: I have my chillout
sessions CD playing whenever I am on as Skye :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: I find it rather apt
:P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: and when im in a bouncy
mood i'll put on some funky dance beats :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: I usually start off
with 'You're So Vain' for this character. Or if I'm not feeling too good,
'What a Wonderful World'.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: if i am dealing with a
real pain in the ass, I'll put on rammstein ;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Otep is good for that.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: I have 'I Fought The
Law' for Magisterial proceedings.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you held
<elected position> on the MUD, been a liaison, for more than a week?
for more than a month? for more than a year?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Did you know, I have
never sat in on a case. Ever.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: But my cynicism towards
player councils is still quite active! ;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: It wouldn't get any
less active if you did ;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Are you a citizen, in
more than one city?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff grins.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you complained to
a council, been complained about to a council?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Been punished by a
council?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (2 years Tuesday,
Vashti! *snuggles*)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Written for the paper?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Owned a paper?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Time flies :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Been paid more than 10Royals for
writing the paper? 20 ->80
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Had to talk a friend
out of suicidal feelings? ...a complete stranger?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: (Theme tune: Fairport,
'Meet on the Ledge)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: On the phone?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Erk Elauna.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ERK Vashti :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: In another country?
While on international roaming? (yes)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: been a newbiehelpers? Wanted to
stab newbies after being a newbiehelper? Wanted to stab YOURSELF after
being a newbiehelpers?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Helped someone get
over a messy breakup? ...which you caused? ...and told them?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Yes:((
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Oh, and have you been
talked ... (yes)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Administrated
newbiehelpers? :D
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Been a PT?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende remembers sitting abroad
for two hours talking someone who'd overdosed into calling an ambulance,
on her mobile phone which was roamed back to the UK. £285 phone bill.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Been a Senior PT (now
abolished!), been a PT Exec?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Yes, both at once.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Been a playtester?
...administrated playtesting? ...effected changes in playtesting? ...had
someone hired or fired as a playtester?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Senior PT was
abolished? aw.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: senior PT was abolished?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Eeeeeeep Vashti.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Yeah senior PTs no
longer exist.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Fallen from the tower of art?
Jumped from the tower of art? Jumped from the Tower of art with the rope?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... with other people
following?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Well, 'seniors' don't,
but the seniority that comes with being an exec does!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Fallen from the ramtops? Fallen
from the ramptops with a groupo :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: It was pretty much a
pointless role, and the job title, abilities, and functions didn't fit
with each other.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Gotten someone inhumed by walking
into an Assassins guild book-room?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Whilst they had more than a
million XP?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Yes..
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Yes..
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Got someone inhumed by
walking out of a safe area?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: These are getting less
purity-related!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: I hold the record for
making someone lose xp.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Still fnu though :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Had more than a million
xp? More than 5 million? More than 10 million? Lost it due to a bug?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Lost a corpse due to a
bug?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Been mistaken for an npc?
*sulks*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: More than once *sulks more*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious nodsnods
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Been an NPC?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: what do bugs have to do with
purity? or is it because of the swearing afterwards?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Been a quest NPC?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious: Oh Vashti he had 96
million. I think you were the one who asked.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: ...set your position to "not an
NPC"
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: We're stretching the
definition, but it's still good. :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: (yikes)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Yes.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever had someone kill himself by
hurling a spell towards you, only to realise you were not an NPC? :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you corpse looted?
Been corpse looted?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Deliberately killed
another player by giving advice?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Mischatted someone about someone
else's personal life across a talker? On purpose?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: ...your own?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Do you know, I once
spent 10 minutes trying to work out how to interact with an NPC.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: This was only 3 months
ago or something, while I was on as a player.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever bugrepped
an abusable bug because it was fixed?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: And this NPC was
sitting there playing a guitar, and singing songs.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: And I thought, 'oooh,
quest!'
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: And then after about 10
minutes it says, 'wtf im trying to tm music retard'
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: :/
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Kitiana DeVious laughs hysterically
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: coded an NPC that rips people to
shreds when the try and inhume it? *Glowers at Reality*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: dest it!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever decided
not to rep an abusable bug, but take it to a creator directly, because you
knew how many people would see it and think OOH?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Yeah, that was pretty
embarrassing :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you then been
reprimanded for not reporting it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Oh. Tried "meteor someone"?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: all the time, elauna
;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever dested a
player's inventory by mistake?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Did you then dest the
player?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: or their corpse? :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Or your own?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... twice?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff stares into space.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Did they thank you?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Or removed all the
spells from their memory?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you crashed the
MUD? More than one? With the same object? *stares into space*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: To see if it was
repeatable?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you lagged the MUD
for more than 10 seconds? 30? A minute?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Yeah, Wodan told me to
try it again. ;p
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...by deleting your
mail?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: were you, as a newbie, greatly
helped out with cash and advice by someone named Soxy?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Hahaha :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Were you, as a
newbie... Soxy?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever had an
item confiscated because it crashed the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever crashed
the MUD with an item and then buried it to hide the evidence?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you IMed pictures
of your erect genitals to other MUDders?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and then recovered
it and did it again?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...with whom you were
not involved in a relationship?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... who you did not
previously know?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Been cursed by a player because
of a downgrape to something? Upgrape to something? For doing nothing?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you removed an NPC
worth more than 50k from game? Were players sad? Did you tell them off?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Been blamed for something you
didn't do? For something you did do (but denied)?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: have you ever had a n00b ask you
for advice on his sexlife "because you sounded like the person able to
help with that"?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... ever asked a
liaison for advice on your sex life?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... on somebody elses
sex life?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...and got it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and then got sex?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever had
someone tell you they've fallen in love with you over the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... IRL?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (from the liaison)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff bursts out laughing.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you fallen in love
over the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...and then got
married?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: And admitted it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... IRL?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Sent a remote-soul to more than
10 players? More than 100? *glares at Wodan*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you told someone
you loved them over the MUD in RP?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Awww I know a few
couples now who've done that vashti :))
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: it's SO SWEET :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...and then found they
loved you IRL and were confused?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende turns pale in
remembrance.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: have you ever deliberately created
a newbie alt to annoy the newbiehelpers?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Mmm :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you chatted
somebody's name on the newbie channel?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Wanted to stab the monkey if he
did do that?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Yes :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Hence my big Newbiechannel-safety
alias.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Sworn over the newbiechannel? On
purpose? About a newbie?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: About a liaison?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: (About a trustee?)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... as a creator.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever been Lord
of liaison?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...and logged in
afterwards?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Are you still sane?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Refused to accept a
DENIED bug report and sent it back? ...and made a new one?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Hahahahah
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: That's terrible Vashti
:P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: ...and then got it
fixed?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... su'd to your cre
alt to trace it? and then got it fixed?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: have you ever organised the town
criers for a collection to give another player a brain transplant or some
such?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever talked a
player into deleting themselves?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and their friend.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and got their
inventory?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and never
returning.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and killing
themselves IRL?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: You read my mind!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Been asked by a
creator where something is? ...and given them a correct directory path to
it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: (or at least
reformatting their HD)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: groups spanka
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever got a
creator fired?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: dammit
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Or fired a creator?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever got a
playtester dismissed? ...done it yourself? (yes, yes)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Ever dobbed in a
friend?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... got said friend
deleted?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...and got a cre toy?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... banished?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: dobbed? whossat?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Told on them.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ratted, squealed,
turned in, reported.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: For doing something
bad.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ah, I thought it meant dabbling
with their xp or bonuses or such...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever broken
all the creator channels by fiddling with your domain's master object?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and had to get a
trustee to fix it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff grins.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende stares into space.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: have you ever gotten someone
disavowed for stuff they didn't do?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Ever had a nervous
breakdown because of the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Ever given somebody
else a nervous breakdown?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever been advised to
leave the MUD by a doctor?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... by a psychiatrist?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... by the police?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... with a restraining
order?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Ever secretly
sitebanned an IP that you know to be a friend's and don't want them to
ever come back to the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and told them that
it must be a technical error somewhere, who knows?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Secretly banished a
friend's old name so they can't use it again?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Which reminds me,
anyone on with banish?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Not atm :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever faked an
orgasm while netsexing?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Used a speedwalk with more than
100 steps? More than 200? More than 600? Broken your client when you did?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever mudded while drunk and not
recall it the next day? Ever had friends ask you "what did I say or do
last night? I can't remember logging on?"
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Faked a real orgasm,
or faked an RP orgasm?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever had to
stop and ask for more detail while netsexing?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Either or.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever had a creator
accuse you of using macros, because you typed so fast? ...ever crashed a
client when you typed so fast?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: "where is my leg at the
moment?"
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever written a macro
that crashed zmud? That crashed tinyfuge? That crashed telnet?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Ever been yelled at for
not RP'ing well enough while netsexing?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever had to prod a
netsex partner for a response?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever had a netsex
partner go netdead after five minutes?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff puts on his robe and
wizard's hat.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever bumped into a netsex event
because the person you asked a question used "tell reply"?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever netsexed someone
who routinely took more than five minutes to respond? ...more than once?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (That was the best IRC
netsex log -ever-)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Oh. Ever written a mud
client?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: that was funny indeed :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Run a quiz over a talker channel?
Run a quiz over the talker channel whilst being sworn at by a GM?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever asked someone why
they were taking so long to respond? ...and wished you hadn't?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Aww. Kit left :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Ever been invis/hiding
and watched people netsex?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and got off to it.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... numerous times.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever mopped semen off
your keyboard? Mopped blood off your keyboard? More than once?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... in the one netsex
session.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever seen a netsex log
of you circulated? ...with your knowledge and consent?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever been asked to stop
netsexing in a location by a creator who's been waiting five hours to
update the room?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Ever mopped a
housemate's semen off your keyboard?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende mutters.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: After they had been
MUD'ing?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever masturbated to an NPC?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... on an NPC?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... with an NPC's
active assistance?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever ended a netsex
session by saying you had to "go to bed"? ...and then gone to bed and
fallen asleep?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: .. and the NPC enjoyed
it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and had it
masturbated back?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Haha ;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Are there in-game
iconographs of you netsexing an NPC?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever had to stop
mudding to investigate screams in the street outside?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever *not* gone to
investigate because you were too busy mudding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Are their out-of-game
logs of you netsexing an NPC?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: a player? creator?
liaison? director? trustee?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: there*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: ...and then come back
to tell the MUD about it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Ever forgotten about a
child/pet/loved one because you were too busy MUD'ing?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: ..a class? ...an
exam?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: I once fed the Mud live action
details of a domestical fight with added stabbing and police across the
street...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Forgotten an
appointment?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and had to call the
police to locate them?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Mmm lag
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever had your children
taken into care so you could spend more time MUDding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... because of
psychological damage caused by your MUDding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ever introduced your
child to the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and then had to
clean the semen off the keyboard afterwards?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (Sorry ;P)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever had your children prepare
dinner themselves so you could mud? Did they get burned? was the food fit
for consumption becuase they have gotten used to it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever been netsexing
someone and then found it was your child in the room upstairs?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: (sorry, sorry)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Gosh, I am really
laughing *hard* :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: afk need water :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever seen a friend go
net-dead and thought: Woo, now I can grope him without him knowing about
it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: And then cut and
pasted him the logs when he reconnected?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever taken the
opportunity to bird someone while they were netdead?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and had them
reconnect just as you did it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever used the MUD to
talk to someone in the same house as you?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ...in the same room as
you?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Yes.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Me too.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Yep.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever received or given RL sexual
favours in exchange for virtual money? Received or given RL money in
exchange for virtual sex?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever carried on more
than one simultaneous conversation, over different channels, with someone
in the same room as you, using the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever corrected a
liaison on the rules?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and been right?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Given virtual money or
shinies in exchange for the promise of real sex?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: How many MUD characters
do you have? Five or more? Ten or more? Fifteen or more?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: is someone actually logging this
stuff to make the test?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende is.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: Have you ever logged a netsex
session to enjoy it a second time? a third time? more?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Corrected a liaison on
the rules? :0
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: I've done that!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... while still a
player?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and been made a
liaison afterwards?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Hrm, no.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you been recruited
to liaison against your will?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Hehe.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Corrected a creator on
the details of how something works? ...a senior? (Directors and Trustees
don't count, they know nothing :P) ...and been right?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: how does that make you impure?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Purity tests that
aren't about sex often aren't strictly about pure things.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: okay, I can see the "the better
you now the rules, the better you are at circumvening them" thing, but...
Being made liaison against your will?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: It's happened.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Acquiring liaison-ness
is a pretty good marker.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Though not seriously,
afaik. :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: come now, there must be
non-perverted liaisons... somewhere... on other Muds...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ooh, have you played
other muds? Do you acknowledge their existence?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: I tried Warhammermud for about 10
minutes. :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Were you an immortal
elsewhere, and gave it up?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... to be a creator on
Discworld?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: do you admit having played on
FurryMUCK? (I read about that a couple of times, it scared me...)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: I have an account on
Tapestries.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Which is the adult
version of FurryMUCK.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: The only real
scariness is the kind of dedicated ROLEplayers who haunt MUCKs ;(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: I remember
Tapestries.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende thinks the MUCKs have so
much potential, but really playing here has ruined her for them. :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you played on
Shangri-La? ...as a Disc character?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you stopped your
MUD spouse playing on Shangri-La?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Mental
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Was forced to become a
liaison ^^
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (Of CWC! :D)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: Shangri-La?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: It's where Maelin is a
slave girl with small but supple breasts.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: He doesn't use a
non-Disc character?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: He's called Maelene or
Maeling or something.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve was original in her
character name there - Elienor. (since autodeleted)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: I'd use Vashti.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende tried to like it, she
really did, but ultimately it was dull because netsex is so boring.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: (Again and again)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ooer.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Oh, there's another.
Have you passed up RL sex in favour of netsex?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... with your RL
partner?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: I hope noone is using my name
there...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: Oh dear, it sounds... odd.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: I ended up spending
most of the time in Shangri-La tinkering with my shop - a swordsmith's -
and coding interesting gadgets.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ...while the rest was netsexing
and not interested in swords?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever used
Discworld MUD as an aphrodesiac prior to RL sex?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: It's okay, I wasn't
interested in them :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: "Discworld MUD. Not to be applied
internally."
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever stayed up
well past your bedtime to help write a DWMUD purity test?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: aye
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: but beer and pizza is involved...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you been MUDding
so long that for all practical purposes you don't have a bedtime?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you been trying to
have a bedtime so that you can reclaim your life from the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Yes :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and are you now
thinking about giving that up so you can mud more often?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: t <sucker
deleted> Okay, that's
been ten minutes now. I'm sorry to inform you that you will need to be
suspended for your use of triggers. You will also have your ma.po skills
zeroed. The rules are clearly outlined under 'help rules', which you are
reminded of every time you log in to Discworld. I do hope this does not
happen again.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: No.... (honest)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Yay!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Blasted club channels.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Live liaison action!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Ooh. I had someone complain about
him to me before (no idea why)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: rowrrrr, I'm aroused now...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever
mischatted a liaison reprimand to a public channel? :)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Have you ever been aroused by a
liaison reprimand? *peers at bonobo*
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever executed
code which you meant to chat to a public channel?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and had it modify
code? Which wasn't in RCS?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: And thusly fuX0red up
the priests guild?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: And was it better for
it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever
deliberately circumvented RCS?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: RCS?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: (what is RCS?)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Do you have an admin
login on dozens of MUDs using the Discworld mudlib?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... which they don't
know about?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Revision control
system. Stops screwups from screwing things up permanently.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: have you ever written the
room_desc reading " If you think travelling along the road is boring, you
should try writing these room descriptions." :P
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Did you think it would
be a good idea for the mountains to be full of cheese?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever forgotten
the -r arg to rcsout and accidentally made yours the most recent file. And
had every player scream at you because everything broke. For an hour.
Because you're a liaison. Yesterday.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff stares really hard into
space :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever been
reduced to tears by a bug report? ...or a reply to a bug report?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: It's okay Skye. We
forgive you.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever forced a
file which was locked by a senior trustee?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever reduced
someone to tears with a bug report?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Have you ever spied on
and micromanaged PTs?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende isn't thinking of
anyone, really.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: Have you ever been
reduced to tears in exhaustion with dealing with another player? Creator?
D+?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu heckles Skye.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: I haven't ;)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Have you ever used the
bug report system as an instructional tool? ...for revenge?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: Have you ever crashed
the MUD 3 times in 5 minutes doing the same thing?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: ... and then blamed it
on somebody else?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: rrr, AFK cleaning up
cat mess.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Skye Featherfluff: afk watching this dead
like me ep!
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever reached the conclusion that
the Fishing Adventures of Rex Hunt truly suck (except for the recipes),
but endured them because they became part of late-night Mudding?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever found yourself
sitting in a choking miasma of stench wondering whether to keep mudding or
clean up the pet/baby/elderly relative's "accident"?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Yep. The "Not -my-
cats..." feeling.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: nope... had it with burning cheese
and a PK fight though...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever had to be told to
log out by other mudders during a fire alarm?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende has.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever been told to log
off and go to A&E by other mudders?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve has. Still got the
scar, too.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever have a friend log in as a
guest character to contact you because your mobile phone needs recharging
and you read your e-mail only once a day?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: I've been told "go and
get help or I'll call Sera" more than once.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Now that's a threat.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Terrifying. :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: what's E&A?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: a supermarket?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Accident and emergency,
casualty, emergency ward.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Accident & emergency
ward of the hospital.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ah.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever told another
mudder to go to A+E?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and had them go?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: Ever driven to give medical
assistance to another MUDder?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever been discussing
your Internet connection in a completely unrelated public forum, and had
someone pipe up with "But you only use it for MUDding!"?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... or emotional
assistance?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... or financial
assistance?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: ...who you only know from the MUD?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever tried to convince
another MUDder that they seriously needed to get drunk and get laid?
...and not have them ask if you're volunteering?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and volunteered?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo has too many mentally unstable real
life friends to care a great deal about the ones he meets here...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: ...and been accepted?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever complained in
public about not having got laid in far too long? ...and got into a DSW
about how long? ...and had someone volunteer? ...and then go through with
it?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever put two mud-friends on ignore
because they kept dragging you into fights about their former
relationship? And returned from a holiday to find out one of them became a
wizard?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Yikes.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever broken up with
someone on the mud and had them delete ... and then become a wizard?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende gibbers.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Tohya: Ever had someone ignore you and you
hadn't communicated to them before?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: Ever gone out with
somebody who was deleted?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: (IE: Banished?)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: does Pyretic count? or the more
fleshy oriented part of going out?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever netsex someone,
have them find out you aren't the RL sex they thought you were, and then
see them become a creator?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever PK'ed a Creator?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever resurrected a
creator? (yes)
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Ever walked into a
river?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... and got out alive?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Grissom: Ever wanted to kill yourself
because you're 3 questions short for a guild quiz? :(
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... with your
inventory?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: Ever fallen off the
Ramtops, resigned yourself to dying, then found out the floating spell was
still active?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... or pulled yourself
back up?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: ...then jumped off a
tree ten minutes later, and had the spell fail?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... while the
introducing PT who led you off the cliff fell to their death?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: ever considered contracting a
whole mud family named Huizinger because all members use robot-hunting?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: ... but reported them
to liaisons instead?
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: then you'd need logs...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende: Nah, just shop 'em and
then let admin sort it out.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu creates an AI to play his
character.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: I wish TGGM did that...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Flamore Keiretsu: ZING
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: I like sowrds.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Bonobo: and swords too...
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Elauna de Montreve: No one going by the
name of ZING has ever visited Discworld.
(the flowers of perpetual annoyance) Vashti Moriquende goes to bed. If you come
up with any more questions, mail them to me? :)